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The Burgess Hill Spring Classic Cyclosportive 15th March 2009

With the Qashqai, it’s easy to take part in some ‘get-up early’ events, like this Cycle Sportif Spring Classic.  There are three Rides to choose from:-

The Burgess Hill Springtime Cyclosportive 71 miles  with 3 feed stations Map click here

The Burgess Hill Spring Challenge Ride 53 miles with 2 feed stations Map click here

The Burgess Hill Tour Ride 35 miles with 1 feed station Map click here

The routes will be comprehensively marked and marshals deployed at strategic junctions. Three feeding Stations will be provided for The Springtime Classic Cyclosportive and two feed stations on the Spring Challenge ride. The Spring Tour ride will have one feed station. Technical and First Aid Support will be provided en-route and a broom wagon will ensure that all riders return! The Headquarters for the event are at the Oakmeads Community College in Burgess Hill where signing on starts at 7.30am. Changing rooms with showers are available and pre/post event food will be supplied.

Photographer Phil OConner  The renowned cycling photographer will be the Offical photographer for this event.

Please go to the website for further details. http://www.srs-events.cc

And what’s more you can help raise money for the Sussex Heart Charity http://www.sussexheartcharity.org

It seems too ironic to me that this New Year my phone decided not to work properly. One button didn’t work. That button was the ‘WXYZ’ button in the bottom corner, which pretty much screwed me when trying to text ‘NEW’, ‘YEAR,’ ‘WISHES’ ‘YOUR,’ ‘FAMILY’ and adding a few kisses. Since the same defect button is also the ‘9’ I couldn’t even default to ‘have a great 09!’ Even my girlfriend’s name has ‘Z’ in it. Sod texts. Simply conveying best wishes to friends became an exhausting test of mental and finger endurance, just when you want to be having fun.

As I tried to enjoy my night in the Duke Of Norfolk [113-114 Western Road], my pasting became more frenetic and fraught with the danger of mixing up friends’ names. The whole thing soon became an irritating challenge I couldn’t snap out of. Instead of simply copying and pasting from other people’s messages – this was suggested to me in hindsight, I juggled a drink and a phone and fired off crap phrases such as ‘top tidings to you at this time’ and ‘av a beaut oh nine.’

Needless to say the night rubbed me up the wrong way from the start and wasn’t really helped by the doo in a pub I usually love. The Duke of Norfolk is great because of its proximity not just to Bankers chippy, but also many international language schools. Hence it often feels really optimistic and full of people who are keen to socialise. Ensuing travel stories combine with a generous 6pm-10pm happy hour -Sunday to Thursday, to create memorable nights. They also encourage board games, have free Wi-Fi access [which incidentally covers the entire block], have amply stocked bookshelves and feature the odd, low-key live music gig. It’s a gem of a place.

It wasn’t happening in there on New Years though, so we changed the scene. We drove up the steep road to Ditchling Beacon [rising from 90 metres to 248 metres in just under a mile] and shortly before midnight I parked up. With my passengers clutching small, smoking bottles of bubbly we watched the fireworks fizz and pop over the fair seaside city.

There’s cycling along the sea front and then there’s cycling across the sea. The sand crabs won’t know what hit them. Described as a fun cycle dash over the exposed sand flats during one of the lowest tides of the year. The ride goes from Brighton Marina to the King Alfred Centre in Hove and beyond (note different details to recent rides!), or as far as you and your bike can make it. The organisers suggest you borrow a bike ‘from a skip’ to do this, which is a sensible disclaimer because salt and and spokes don’t mix. But hey, it’ll be fun.

The ride will set off 15-30 minutes after meeting, so as to catch the lowest tide (6:45pm, 0.4m) and the sunset (5:09pm). Following August 2007’s Low Tide Naked Critical Mash-Up bike ride, the event is clothing-optional.

With the inevitable ‘time and tide wait for no-one’ warning the organisers expect riders to be good time keepers. Skinny-dipping in the sea at the end of the ride is optional. Bring bikes, waterproofs, warm clothes and a set of lights.

Note: This is an evening ride, starting from Brighton Marina!

http://www.flickr.com/groups/lowtidebikeride/

Obscure multi-dimensional creatures form strangely twisted tales in the heads of the Quay Brothers and they faithfully recreate their imaginings by constructing landscapes and fractured puppets in order to explore the depth of matter itself. I was pleased with that sentence in my notes after seeing the exhibition because their work inspiring but hard to pin down.

The University of Brighton Gallery houses their intricacies, but it’s only on show until the 20th December, so hurry [or, if you miss it and are interested check out http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uWtaGI9zuIY] At the exhibition, you’ll see a mixture of scenes and maquettes taken from their fantastic films and then displayed alongside them.

If like me, you memory is filled with tv advertising from childhood then you’ll already know their commercial work. The Skips ‘frizzly on my tongue’ ad is burnt into my psyche along with the pneumonic ‘mmmmm melt city.’ Enjoy.

Supported by a band ‘that sound like death itself’ Nick Cave took to the stage at the Brighton Centre last night and poured out his soul like an evangelist on speed. Perhaps overcome, a guy near me turned white and was sick on the floor, a couple quickly took up the space and stood in it to get a better view – it was that kind of gig. Brighton’s chosen son was rumoured to have walked back from the venue to his flat in Hove. When he sang ‘Midnight Man’ – everybody back to my place, everybody was up for it.